Asians are smart. They often fart in the faces of the law by outwitting them. This one Asian outsmarted a police officer by fake blowing into the breathalyzer. He beat the system and he was Asian. We love the Asians at Gastradamus and we love the tip we got from this genius of a man 👨 – –  👨

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