Have you ever brought your dog with you to get take out from a Chinese restaurant? I have and my dog was freaked the fuck out and that was from inside the car. Why do the Chinese eat dogs? In the United States of America it is frowned upon, however I have heard that certain cultures worship cows and we love us some steak in The U S of A…

Gastradamus is my name and gassy topics are my game. If you want to read something real exciting, then please check out my newest short story, Blue Jasmine… Just click on it and let me know what you think

https://gastradamus.wordpress.com/2016/06/16/blue-jasmine/