Black Lives Matter Activist Lafanda Detroit has come out against Cauliflower and claims that its prejudice. I happened to see her screaming at her child at a Walmart Super Center. I couldn’t tell if the kid was a boy or girl, it kind of had that buckwheat look to it.

Lafanda Detroit: DENEQUA!!! Put dat califlowa down, NOW!!!

Denequa: but momma, I like it.

Lafanda Detroit: Don’t makes me spank yah. Get your hands of off dat white vudoo, its poison… Dey don’t have black flower, do they?

At this point I felt like I needed to step in, perhaps I should have minded my own business, but sometimes you’ve got to do what’s right.

Gastradamus: LISTEN To Your MOTHER!!! She’s a very smart Lady

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