The bathroom had two sinks, two urinals and three stalls. I had it to myself, when I first unleashed my fluid. The other urinal to my left was too close for comfort and than I heard the sound of a door open midway through piss. Next I heard foot steps inching closer towards my direction. Don’t do it, don’t do it, don’t do it, I thought. My heart raced as the stomps got closer and closer and closer. Don’t do it mother fucker was my final thought before he parked into my territory. I let out a huff of frustration in hopes of getting him to leave. His obesity couldn’t be ignored through my peripherals and unfortunately his fat ass never left.
I don’t fucking get it, I really don’t, I never have, nor will I ever. There are three open stalls you fat fuck. We are not saying prayer, for the love of god give me some fucking space. I quit three quarters into my stream which hurts. Woman can stop it with the blink of an eye, but if your a man, it stings dearly. So I Zipped things up, walked over to the sink and couldn’t help but notice a fresh beer sitting on the counter.
“Hey”, “Is this your beer”? I asked
“No”. The man responded
“Well it is now”, I said .
I picked up the plastic cup of draft, which was nearly full and threw it at the man and ran away.
Do we think this is why French men prefer to just unzip and let rip as the mood takes them rather than risk being confined in a urinal with an oaf with the emotional intelligence of a lardy cake (this being a real thing that is made in parts of Britain and consists mostly of pig fat, dough and sugar with added raisins as a futile nod to health). Iām glad Iām a girl š
PS: Iām back writing … first piece posted last night on my blog š
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I checked out your post, glad to see your back on the horse
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Thank you kindly, good sire!
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You are so mean! On the other hand, you are so right. There is an unwritten law, one empty urinal must separate every goer. We all know it and we should all follow it.
Well done, sir.
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Sometimes the truth hurts papi, all we are saying is give space a chance
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Lmao…
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Will take as many LMAOs as we can get people. She may be MS Understood but she is right on the money. Hope to see more of your feedback in the future
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